Suicide Squad review
I’ve been sitting here trying to think of a nice thing to say at the beginning of my Suicide Squad review and, after much deliberation, the best thing I can say about it is, “It’s not as bad as everybody says.” Not exactly a quote that’ll end up on the Blu-Ray cover but I don’t […]
Jason Bourne film review
The inherent problem with Jason Bourne as a character and, by extension, every movie he appears in is that he has no reason to keep existing after he solves his problems. He’s not like James Bond, a classy-looking attack dog Great Britain can point in the general direction of a soon-to-be-mauled problem, he’s just a […]
Ghostbusters 2016 review
I am disappointed to say that the new Ghostbusters movie is bad. It’s unfunny, it’s unfocused, and undeniably struggles to carve out any sort of identity for itself – and yet, somehow, I can’t quite bring myself to hate it in the same way that I’ve hated other bad movies. There’s just enough kind-of-okay ideas […]
Hugh Jackman: HughJackolypse review
Surprisingly, after eating up 90% of the screen time in Hugh Jackman: Hughs of Jackman Past, Hugh Jackman has very little to do with this movie beyond a rather token cameo that serves no purpose other than to ruin everyone’s efforts to try and sort some sort of continuity out in these movies. At this […]
Batman v Superman review
This movie was a real rollercoaster of a flick. For every rise to awesomeness, there was an awkward drop into awfulness. It goes up and down so much that the only thing I can really score it is a middle-of-the-road 5/10. Our story hook is quite decent enough. The flick takes place 18 months after […]
A Good Day To Die Hard
For years, I’ve been complaining that I can go into a cinema, watch a movie, and come out without knowing the name of a single character or even what the purpose of the film was. A Good Day To Die Hard, by that logic, should be a good movie. I understood the plot, I knew […]
The Dark Knight Rises
Despite having seen The Dark Knight Rises many weeks ago, it’s taken me a long time to sit down and put my feelings about it into words. This is because the third instalment in Nolan’s trilogy is, quite simply, a bit of a letdown. If that sounds like a rather cynical way to begin this […]